NEVER EVER GET A BULLET WITHOUT A RIP CORD… or you could RIP with toxic shock if you are too embarrassed and find yourself in the ER having one of those HOLYFUCKMEBATMAN orgasms and thought, “Hey… I shouldn’t but oh I want to have this orgasm I’ve never had before again… I had it and then it was stuck. No post jack off high.

I’d just gotten my house and was talking with HIGH ROLLER because he helped. Such a nightmare and so kind at the same time.

He also talked about not using bullets without the RIP cord. THE WORST… 5 hours later I was taken in and sick for 2 weeks.

Nobody told me I had toxic shock I just knew it.